Saturday, August 28, 2010
birthday joke!
Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and it said that I needed an upgrade.
Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?"
His employees replied, "No."
Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?"
"His employees replied again, "No."
Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?"
His workers responded, "A puppy."
Q. What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
A. They were all born on holidays.
Q. What was the average age of a cave man?
A. Stone Age!
Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age!
Q. What party game do rabbits like to play?
A. Musical Hares!
Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. Thanks. I'll never part with it!
Q. Why was the stationmaster's son having a cake on a train seat?
A. It was his berth-day.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and it said that I needed an upgrade.
Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?"
His employees replied, "No."
Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?"
"His employees replied again, "No."
Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?"
His workers responded, "A puppy."
Q. What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
A. They were all born on holidays.
Q. What was the average age of a cave man?
A. Stone Age!
Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age!
Q. What party game do rabbits like to play?
A. Musical Hares!
Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. Thanks. I'll never part with it!
Q. Why was the stationmaster's son having a cake on a train seat?
A. It was his berth-day.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
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Saturday, August 21, 2010
hehohahaxhuhhurmhey
Me
The name is jasmine,I'm so much young but tht i realise only me tht thnk tht way coz later on there wld b ppl addres me "noona" or "unnie"But that doesnt make me old, Still i'm the maknae among us "me n my friend"
I'm pretty much lazy ass,i'm lazy but when it comes to study especially last minute i could even curse ppl using a foul words,so most of them who knw me would left me alone whn i'm s2dy,
I'm a very quick minded,its only take me a sec to knw that u dont like me,but mostly i gt wrong,It just me,so be careful!
love? never experience love maybe later or maybe not XD
friendship? i have alot of friend that i prefer to call them sister...when i 1st met them they change alot, i learn how to love how to appreciate them... i learn how sacrifice, i learn how to cry out of love... and the most important i grow up mature by their help....
I LOVE MY FRIEND!
I'm pretty much lazy ass,i'm lazy but when it comes to study especially last minute i could even curse ppl using a foul words,so most of them who knw me would left me alone whn i'm s2dy,
I'm a very quick minded,its only take me a sec to knw that u dont like me,but mostly i gt wrong,It just me,so be careful!
love? never experience love maybe later or maybe not XD
friendship? i have alot of friend that i prefer to call them sister...when i 1st met them they change alot, i learn how to love how to appreciate them... i learn how sacrifice, i learn how to cry out of love... and the most important i grow up mature by their help....
I LOVE MY FRIEND!
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